Starbucks "Secret" Menu

So, I just found out that Starbucks has all of these special drinks that are supposed to be a secret. They have all these funny names, like Green Eye, which is three shots of espresso in an iced latte, a Zebra Mocha which is a white chocolate mocha mixed with a regular mocha, and an Affogato style frappuccino which is a frappuccino with a hot shot of espresso on top instead of blended in. There is also what is called the short drink, which is even smaller and less expensive than a tall drink. I am extremely tempted to try and order one of these drinks, just because I like to make things difficult, but I would be too afraid they would look at me like I was crazy and say in an annoyed voice "We don't have that here." Anyway, maybe I'll try it one day, and see if this "Secret menu" actually exists.